I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
A few banner ads from the Cartoon Network website (1999-2000)
taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC
when you’re just having one of those days
"I want to marry you and annoy you for the rest of your life."
When I refer to “a friend" it can be someone I’ve only heard of, a friend from the internet or even my mother’s friend