"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok
"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
"Toys R Us got me f**ked up"
"Oh it’s Frozen? Yeah just add another $20 onto the actual price, people will pay anything for Frozen…"